Zonker's profile

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Name: E. Zonker Harris, Esq.
Joined: August 11, 2002

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MeFi: 3 posts , 552 comments
MetaTalk: 2 posts , 48 comments
Ask MeFi: 11 questions , 210 answers
Music: 0 posts , 0 comments, 0 playlists
Music Talk: 0 posts, 0 comments
Projects: 0 posts, 0 comments, 3 votes
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FanFare: 1 post, 35 comments
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About

What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

“Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying.” -- Iain M. Banks

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers